You ever make the mistake of reheating McDonalds fries in the microwave? They turn into packing peanuts.
- Jim Gaffigan (via tinkmagic)I feel sorry for that Kony dude :( I don’t think it’s funny; I think it’s fucked up. Obviously something has gone terribly wrong if he’s running around naked and yelling at cars and shit. I dunno… I could be being horribly naive here, but take one second and just believe that he legitimately cares…
We were shocked when rapper Heavy D died in November. Now, the medical examiner reveals what caused his untimely death.
What’s going on for New Year’s Eve? If you’re still making plans — and money is no object – you might want to hit up some celebrity hotspots.
What did you get for Christmas? Kim Kardashian gave her fans a sexy lingerie shot on Twitter late Christmas Eve.
“Silk jammies….ready for bed!” she tweeted, along with the photo. Somehow, we don’t think this was an impromptu shot in her bedroom — Kimmie looks perfectly coifed and made up.
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Former Disney Channel star Demi Lovato is blasting the network for a careless joke about eating disorders in one of its shows.
“I could just eat you up, well if I ate’ - Disney Chanel’s Shake It Up…. What are we promoting here? #notfunnyATALL,”Lovato tweeted Friday night. The actress and singer was the star of “Sunny With a Chance” before she went to rehab in late 2010 for cutting issues and an eating disorder.
It seems the channel has a short memory when it comes to her struggles with binging and purging.
Here’s something we never see: Judge Stephanie Sautner giving Lindsay Lohan a glowing report during a probation hearing held Wednesday morning.
“Miss Lohan, you have actually done your work, and not only done it, but done it early,” Sautner told the actress during the 10-minute court hearing. ”Do more days a month and we can end this in February, possibly.”
Elizabeth Taylor’s memory is living on through her jewelry — the late actress’ bauble collection raked in a whopping $115 million during an auction at Christie’s in London.
A pearl, diamond and ruby necklace called La Peregrina — given to Taylor by Richard Burton in 1969 — pulled in the biggest amount: $11.8 million. A 33.19-carat diamond ring — expected to sell for no more than $3.5 million — brought in an impressive $8.8 million.
Whoa!
Imagine this scenario: You meet New York Yankees star Derek Jeter at a bar. One thing leads to another and you head back to his swank NYC apartment for the night. The next day, he calls you a private car and hands you a gift bag as you head out the door. Inside the gift bag? An autographed baseball and other Jeter swag.
Sounds like a horrible movie, right? Well, it actually happens, according to a report by the New York Post.
